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After seeing the overwhelming turnout of millions of illegal aliens and Hispanics of all backgrounds at various protests,
the Taco Bell Corporation has stated that it will change its slogan from "Run to the Border" to "Nice Job!
Now come eat some Tacos!"
It rained in Baltimore this week, 62 people died.
Thanks for responding to last weeks readers poll concerning the bird flu Where we asked: As Americans how deeply concerned
are you that there have been bird flu outbreaks in Hong Kong, Japan, Viet Nam, Thailand, Indonesia, Cambodia, Laos, Korea,
Malaysia, Kazakhstan, Mongolia, Russia, and on to Turkey, Romania, Nigeria, England and Canada.
An overwhelming majority 96% of you answered " Fuck those people I live in the United States Bitch!"
With 3% answering - "better Canada than us!"
And 1% were either undecided or felt bad for England.
Precious metals such as gold and platinum hit record highs this week in response to the st.louis rapper Nelly's song where
he requests a jeweler to make him a grill. Demand is high for metal teeth, leaving one Hasidic jeweler asking "What the
kids these days thinking listening to a black guy they should be buying diamonds from me, oye vey!"
In a seemingly unrelated yet related story in the Deep South automakers are reporting a record demand for car grills,
seemingly misunderstanding the message of the song.
And your Idol news... A shocking turn of events this week on idol where many predicted muffin top Katherine McFee would
be hitting the showers but instead everybody's favorite hook nosed Jew dog Elliot Yamin is sent packing. After the show offered
a segment following young yamin around his hometown where literally over a hundred people showed up to watch him butcher show
tunes. The outrage in some parts in overwhelming, upon interview Elliot's brother Sol claimed "This is culturalist and
racialist to our people" Those people are apparently the six fans you have in bumble fuck middle of nowhere and heebs
across the country, apparently America has spoken and said "Eat shit Yamin".
Triple A has just released its list of the top 3 worst states to drive in:
Number three was Maryland due to its high incidents of accidents in and around the Baltimore area, which end fatally,
either during the crash or through gunfire after.
Number two is Massachusetts by recording a record 47 Massholes per square mile of drivable terrain.
And this year's big winner for a third consecutive year is New Jersey! With its lethal combination of white trash, proximity
to Philadelphia and highest concentration of strip malls and drug addicts Jersey can run just about anybody off the road.
Role Model of the week goes to Kevin Federline. After knocking up one broad twice he leaves he to marry Britney Spears.
After knocking that broad up twice he goes to Vegas for 2 weeks while spending her money on his sneaker collection and go-go
girls. Keep livin' your life Kev and lets hope thousands of young men around the country grow up to be just like you!
A new survey completed yesterday by the caucus at Princeton concluded that everyone other than white people hates white
people. In outrage thousands of white people protested claiming that they too hated many many white people, Princeton has
announced it will increase its sample size and conduct the survey again, with the potential conclusion that all people including
white people hate white people.
And that is the news for this week..
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